Tomorrow the first episode of Masterchef Italia 4 will air on SKY tv and I won't be there.
I want to break out in song like Gladys Knight singing "It shoulda been me..!" and I probably might. I won't be featured in the show amongst those 100 out of 18,000 who applied, but I did make the first cut. I was featured in a number of their promotional videos on their website, so I can say, I was there.
It is a testimony for me: how far I have come. How Italian I have become and how comfortable in my skin I have become. I have been working on another "grain" for this blog which talks about the before me. Uncomfortable in my skin, the me who walked past store windows quickly, head down, so as not to see the defective form of myself passing by. The self conscious me who feared judgement of those not like me. It has been a difficult grain, as it talks about a me who has in some way been put to rest. A destructive part of myself who has perhaps found a little peace.
I won't be competing on Masterchef Italia 4, but I feel in many ways victorious. Many of you have read (and re-read, and re-read, sorry) the story of my journey below. But this journey was the catalyst to making these next steps happen and it's always said that the longest journey begins with the first steps. I want to post these to this blog to remind me of who I have become. The whole process was a wake-up call to keep moving forward on my path to me.
If you missed it- here it is, one more time...
My (Short) Masterchef Italia Adventure
La Speranza è l'ultima a morire
Hope is the last thing to
die...
Many friends and family have
been following my somewhat cryptic posts on Facebook and wondering what
craziness I had involved myself in this time. Well, reluctantly, because that
little voice whispering "yes" in the clamour of the sea of
"no's" is still just faintly audible in my head; I'll reveal to all
what many already know.
For a tortuously never-ending,
brief 49 days I was a candidate in the final selection for the cast of
Masterchef Italia season 4. At the encouragement of guest and now friend,
Chef Peg Schaefer, I filled out the online application to participate in the
show. I'd announced to Luciano my intention, what I was doing, bit by
bit, blow by blow and he'd interupted his evening television viewing just a
long enough to reply with a sarcastic smirk or chuckle. "Hey! I 'm
pushing the send button- I'm applying!" met with the patronizing "
Yeah, yeah- push the button (ha ha ha)."
After an aborted first
attempt, I filled it out again and attached the only photo I had of myself that
was recent, the profile pic from Facebook. I sorted through the various photos
of food I had posted on my page, mainly pastries and cakes from breakfast, but
I had recently ventured into rediscovering some of the flavors of my
Cantonese Chinese-American roots, so I had a few pictures of some typical
dishes as well. After reflecting on which of the photos showcased
my familiarity with various cooking techniques; I selected some chocolate
easter eggs I had made (naturally with poodle decorations), a birthday cake
decorated with buttercream roses and two bowls of wonton soup. I discarded the
gingerbread houses, might seem too crafty I feared. I attached and sent it all
away, Date: March 30th.
April 3rd, ( had it been April
1st I would have been sure it was a joke) the cellphone rang on my
way to the grocery store..."Hello, this is Francesca from Masterchef , I
am calling you about your application. Can you talk?"---"I'm on my
way grocery shopping but I can talk a while"...an appointment was made for
the next day instead for a phone interview...the first day which
transported me back nearly 40 years in time, the years of adolescent
angst when life's meaning hanged in the balance of a telephone call.
April 4th, 5:30 pm- the phone
rang. "Hello!"
Concern was expressed about my
profession, I run a bed and breakfast and taping would take place between May
and July, lodging in Milan would be provided, could I, would I be able to be
away from my business that long? a bit of waffling on my part- "do you
need to think about it?" "No, we'll make it work."
A few more confirmations of
the information previously sent, discussion of my food pics. A bit scarce in the
"plating" department. Would it be possible for me to plate some of my
food this weekend and send pictures? Sure.
Already slightly shell-shocked
by the fact that I had actually been called on my way to the grocery store,
Luciano started to express his disapproval. Was I crazy? Who would look after
the B&B? This would surely in his mind send the business into a
downward spiraling demise. What did I think I was doing?
It was one of those moments in
my life when I didn't quite know what I was doing but gut instinct told me it
was the right thing to do. After 24 years, 10 months and 13 days of marriage my
husband and I had come upon an obstacle which was "non-negotialble".
Continuing on this journey was something I had to do.
Over the weekend he grudgingly
ate pappardelle with ragu, which had been twirled and mounded just so,
presented on enormous presentation worthy plates, primped-up and fawned over,
and of course, photo documented before they were to be eaten. Homemade ravioli
with asparagus sauce, a grilled pork chop with peperonata. I fretted as I had
done my shopping for food before the plated food request had been made and I
had to make due with what I had in the fridge. All the plates had that hearty
trattoria look to them rather than the elegant, ethereal ristorante presence
which made me worry. The chocolate lava cake with strawberry coulis and
whipped cream looked dainty enough- so I sent off the photos Sunday night.
Overtaken with doubt the next morning I snapped a quick picture of strawberry
waffles and bacon and eggs I had prepared for a guest and sent those off as
well.
Late that afternoon I
received the call. Congratulations! you have been selected to participate in a
pre-selection of candidates for the transmission. Please come to Rome on Saturday.
We start at 8 am but be there early because we will be handing out numbers
ahead of time. Bring your dish fully cooked and you will have only a microwave
available to prepare your food, you may bring a friend if you like. OK-
My mom taught me to dream and
dream big, there was no way at 52 nearly 53 , I could let this train pass
me by and so I grabbed on tight bracing myself for the ride. I needed to
come up with a plan which could maybe put my husband's mind at ease. As I
tried to piece together a plan A, just in case I actually went forward, I was
pleased as our best friend the retired baker was encouraging and said not to
worry, he would take over homemade baked goods. My friend who had been
practicing English conversation with me offered to take over breakfast service
duty to help English speaking guests , and the few close confidantes with
whom I shared the news of the journey I was embarking upon all cheered me on
and encouraged me. Should this impossible dream become a reality, I knew I had
a village of people who had my back.
I became more and more
convinced that my participation was destined to be. After 20 years, I
remembered a session with a psychic in Berkeley, California, Karen Lundegaard.
Karen had made a number of predictions about my life here in Italy. All
had come true except one which I thought far-fetched at the time " I see
you cooking on television". She had forseen the success of Frances Mayes
still unwrtitten book, she'd predicted the spotlight it would cast on Cortona,
she had seen my 15 year career as a tour director specifically working
with university alumni, people who would become important in my life-why
couldn't her last prediction for me come true?
I had 6 days to plan a
dish, find a hotel, and the courage to believe in my dream.
Me on a plate
For those of you who follow
Masterchef, whether the US, UK, Australia or Italia versions, one of the
recurring questions posed to contestants is "what dish represents
you on a plate?" As I was planning the dish I would present at my audition
in Rome, this question really stuck out in my mind. Besides something that
would be as delicious as possible re-warmed, I wanted to be sure that it
"represented me on a plate".
I tossed around many
ideas in my head, it was Monday evening and I would have to depart for Rome on
Friday. Whatever I brought would have to hold up to the trip and wait to
be re-warmed the following day. I called my high school friend and confidante
of nearly 40 years Carmen, to share the news and see what she might think. We
both like to believe we share a spark of psychic ability which flares into an
illuminating light every now and then when we are together. At the end of our
phone conversation we both thought the same thing- duck. Why duck? And so
duck became the springboard to the creation of me on a plate. It also meant
that it had to be ordered from the butchers' and not available until Thursday.
My early years in Cortona,
especially the first year, was one of discovery; of the country, the people and
most importantly myself. It had been probably the most significant leap
of faith I've ever taken when I decided to follow that gut feeling and stay in
Cortona after my study abroad experience here ended, without a plan, against
all common sense. What better inspiration than my beginnings here?
I decided that an Asian style
soup dumpling would travel and heat well, but I wanted them to contain my
Italian experiences. I decided to create a triptych of original dumplings which
would be pre-cooked in broth, presented dry, each one garnished in a
small bowl with various herbs, flowers, vegetables and fruit chosen to
complement each one. At the time of serving, I would pour hot broth from a tea
pot over each dumpling, letting the garnishes infuse the broth to complement
each dumpling-or at least this was the idea.
Dumpling 1- "O Mare
Mio" Oh Sea of Mine... a scallop and shrimp filled dumpling .
I rolled out the wrapper dough layered wtih small, whole parsley
leaves - Translucent when cooked so the pink shrimp and scallop coral filling
was visible. It's crescent shape curved to resemble the crustacean inside.
Garnished with grated fresh ginger, thinly sliced green onion threads and
parsley leaves it was probably the most traditional tasting and represented my
nostalgia for my home town, San Francisco's seafood. Of course if
available, I would have stuffed it with dungeness crab.
Dumpling 2. " Un ricordo
di Janna" - A Memory of Janna was a dumpling that told the story of
a spring day with my Russian/American apartment mate for a time in Cortona. We
could pay the rent, but our pantry was pretty bare. We would take long walks
all around the city, up to the fortress to pass our days One early spring
day we were walking in a meadow below the fortress and found it to be filled
with sweet smelling wild mushrooms. Janna was certain they were edible.
We started gathering as many as we could, we didn't have a basket so she took
off her black velvet wrap (it was 1986 and she was rocking Madonna) we
filled that then we both gathered more into the folds of our long skirts. All
the while I interrogated her - How do you know they are edible? "My grandfather
always took me mushroom hunting." - "In the US?" "No, in
Russia." "But didn't you say you immigrated to the US when you were 9
??!!" I refused to eat any until we brought specimens to the local
bar/pizzeria where I'd washed dishes and waited tables to be examined and a
verdict could be given. The usual afternoon clatch of card players
gathered around to view our spoils, some were fungaioli (mushroom
hunters) but a bit unwilling to pass judgement on any mushroom which wasn't a
porcino. Claudio, a county police officer and mushroom enthusiast dropped by to
visit his sister, the owner of the bar and pronounced them edible, Brumani
gentili he told us. A triumphant Janna quickly gave me instructions on how to
prepare them in a casserole with potatoes as they did when she was a child in
Kiev.
I wanted to capture this day
and my fond memory of Janna in this dumpling. I prepared the noodle
wrapper with a smattering of poppy seeds and enclosed a filling of brumani
mushrooms procured for me by friend Chef Matteo Sciarri, chopped savoy cabbage
and chinese dried cloud ear (mook yi) mushrooms. This one I garnished with
finely julienned borage leaves , a few of the miniscule, bright
periwinkle borage flowers and fragrant fresh thyme leaves. I sealed the
dumpling with a series of pleats to form a round dumpling with a small top
knot.
Dumpling 3 " Odo ad
Otello" Ode to Othello . An ill- fated duckling was the inspiration for my
final and what I feel was the most successful dumpling. Filled with duck
meat roasted in porchetta spices and sauteed finely diced apple and
fennel bulb.
Porchetta spices in this
small corner of Tuscany/ Umbria is unique from any other place. A
blend of fennel flowers or pollen , is chopped finely with garlic salt and
pepper and a bit of rosemary. This spice blend is used on the whole deboned
roast pig sold at market stands, on duck and rabbit and on the large Regina
carp caught in the Trasimeno lake. Moving to the west or north the blend
of spices changes- the rosemary increases and the fennel flower disappears. I
wanted to use this distinctly Cortonese flavor in my last dumpling. I pleated
along both sides bringing them together in the middle to form a leaf shape. I
decided the garnish would be fine matchsticks of apple and fennel bulb with a
few airy fronds of fennel leaves. I took the skin from the neck and made it
crunchy crispy to add as the final touch of garnish.
My first winter in Cortona I
found housing 3 1/2 kilometers outside the city at the farmhouse of a
German family. In lieu of rent I found myself the custodian and caretaker of
4 hens, 2 ducks, 7 penned geese and their pet crow Iago. Prior to their
departure to winter in Germany I was given instructions in their very
rudimentary and broken Italian. My Italian linquistic skills at the time were
pretty much at the same level but in some way I understood that the free range
animals were to be accompanied to their stall every evening, the light left on
in the chicken coop for a few hours after dark, then they were to be released
in the morning. The mean, hissing and frightening geese were to be fed every
day.Iago's cage was to be put out in the morning and taken in at night. I had a
small electric water heater which held 10 liters of water for showering and for
heat I had a wood burning stove in their studio guesthouse which I would need
to buy coke fuel for or I could (or so I understood) cut wood to use in the
stove. I saw more snow that winter than in all of the 28 years I have
lived in Cortona.
I woke each morning and let
the ducks and chickens out of their stall. I went to feed the hissing geese and
took Iago's cage into the courtyard between the main house and my guest house.
I washed up with ten seconds of warm then freezing cold water, cut wood if
neccessary for the evening fire, then started the 1 hour walk towards Cortona
to have a hot lunch in exchage for dish washing and waiting tables at the
pizzeria/bar. Not too long after lunch, before it got dark, I would walk
back to the farm, for nearly two weeks that winter there was snow on the
ground which made it a difficult yet beautiful walk.. Not having children to
torture with this tale of my character building past has become a deep
regret.
As you can imagine this San
Francisco raised girl had little experience in raising livestock. After a
few days, I came back from town to find that one of the ducks was on it's back
in the stall. I knew enough to surmise that this was not right. I took him into
the house, found a box, wrapped him in a towel and stoked up the stove to keep
him warm. I made a mush of water and feed which I hand fed him through
the night, sleeping close by. He was still alive the next day and looked a bit
perkier. That morning the German family's neighbor, Signora Ida came to
visit. She had been told that I would be staying there alone and she had come
by to check and see how I was doing. Her visit pleased me, most of all I
was anxious for her expertise in caring for the sick duckling. I showed
her the little creature, and anxiously strained my brain to comprehend her
advice in caring for him. "There's only one thing you can
do..." Yes, tell me, tell me... "take it over by the side of the road
over there" hmm - is there some special medicinal plant there? I
wondered..."Then take it by its leg...." she circled her arm over her
head " and throw it as far away as you can" Noooooo! I was
horrified! Uh thank you , I think I'll see if he gets better first.
As she bid me farewell she repeated her advice "It's the only thing
to do."
This horrifying thought was
put out of my head later that day when a dark blue Giulietta pulled into the
courtyard. My friend Alessandra pulled up and stepped out, her Doc Martens
crunching into a leftover patch of snow. She had come to accompany me to the
discotech near Arezzo where I made a little cash by running the coat check.
Alex looked over the runt duckling who was starting to move around a little
more. As the crow was named Iago, she decided that the duck should be called
Othello.
A few days later a call came
from Germany- it was the mother of the family - how was I ? Fine, but the duck
was not doing too well. What should I do? Without missing a beat she said
"You can make a roast."
And so poor Othello lived on
borrowed time. I stayed on with the family another month or so after they came
back from Germany. I proudly showed them that Othello was still alive, however
they seemed to be more concerned by the fact that Iago had done a disappearing
act one day from his cage (never to be found again) and that I had been
expected to go out to the woods to find suitable pieces of wood to cut for my
stove, not use the dry pieces they had stacked away which were cut to the
proper lengths for their stove.
It was clear that it was time
to move on when I came back to the farm one afternoon to find a yellow orange
pair of little webbed feet sitting on a sawed off tree stump.
Fast forward to April 11,
2014. I 've tucked away these stories of my Tuscan life into
3 bites or so, hopeful that these little bundles will tell my story, open the
conversation for me to tell my story. Open doors to a new part of my story.
Uno, Due, Tre, "Masterchef !!!!!" (applausi)
It's 7:40 am , April 12, 2014-
I'm outside the Sheraton Roma with roughly 300 other hopeful candidates for the
cast of Masterchef Italia 4. Upon arrival at the hotel with my friend
Donatella, about an hour before, aside from the 7 foot illuminated posters
outside, we found little evidence of what would become this now bustling
mob scene. Just the few people seated in the lobby with ice-chests, grocery
bags and nervous looks of anticipation on their faces had indicated that
this was the place. At home, Luciano wasn't 100 percent "on
board" with my decision and I had been getting whiplash trying to
keep up with his feelings regarding my participation. One minute he was ranting
and raving about my lack of judgement in moving forward with this crazy
idea, and the next he was offering his opinion about how my dish should be
presented.
A pretty girl from Naples had
come down to the lobby in her pajamas shortly after Donatella and I had
arrived.. She had slept at the Sheraton and told us that the television
judges/chefs wouldn't be there. She also revealed that there had already
been an audition in Milan where more than 3000 candidates had attended.
According to her source of information the meetings had continued on until 9 pm
there. A blond woman in a blue wide brimmed hat overheard her
report and expressed her worry that she might miss her plane back to Sardegna
if this was the case today and that she had been told that there was the
possibility of facing a "Mystery Box" challenge. I started to worry,
I had obviously not done my research about this event. I had not been made privy
to any of this insider information. .
Now, pressed close
together, the hotel staff had long ago shuffled everyone from the lobby outside
to the island across from the main entrance . We stood packed together,
shoulder to shoulder, clutching insulated food bags, styrofoam ice
chests, picnic baskets, portable battery run refrigerators, plain old grocery
bags. Before leaving Cortona the evening before, I had nestled the little
"nuggets of me" in glass bowls, frozen, wrapped and bubble wrapped in
an insulated bag along with a jar of frozen broth for my dish ; I'd carefully
packed them into a small wheeled shopping bag, and, to be on the safe
side I packed 2 of each dumpling so I had spares, the Girl Scout instinct dies
hard.
Cherry picker cameras were
mounted facing the garden courtyard outside the hotel. Someone who carried
himself with an official air announced that soon we would be given stickers
with numbers on them. We were to attach the large number to our clothing and
the second half of the sticker should be kept for later. The typical Italian
conical line had formed and as the line moved forward more late comers
attempted to push their way in from the sides. My years of training at the bank
and post office paid off. I was amongst the first 10 people who'd arrived
at the hotel and I was able to stand my ground and snatch away one of the first
50 sticker numbers. Some of my Girl Scout spirit has faded a bit.
After receiving our numbers we
were requested to position ourselves in the small garden area to the right of
the entrance near a small gazebo. As we filed by to take our places I noticed
that there were photographers as well as video cameras documenting the event. I
also noticed that I stuck out from the crowd which was mainly dressed in black
and gray. I had a light suede jacket and red coral colored
polka-dot tee, Donatella was thrilled and sure that this was a great omen.
Although unintentional on my part, there were others who seemed to have made
their wardrobe selections to intentionally stand out from the crowd. An
older man with a pronounced Naples accent sported a rather garish shirt
and bolo tie, a heavily tattooed, middle aged woman with Crayola
red hair coiffed in a geometric spiky hairstyle was dressed in black
leather, a thin, waiflike young man wore leggings under an oversized tee
shirt and was wrapped with an enormous colorful chiffon scarf. Hundreds of
people, young and old of different ethnicities and walks of life had their
sights set on becoming the next Masterchef Italia. Soon, when all
the numbers had been given, the cherry picker camera went into action. A man
gave directions with a megaphone: "On the count of three, everyone
shout "Masterchef !!!" then applaude, hands over your
heads!"
As the cherry picker camera
flew about above us, we were incited to repeat this war cry. Again and again-
Hey, you people sitting (and smoking) on the wall over there, we can see you -
we need everyone to pay attention here-look at the camera. "Di nuovo, uno,
due, tre, Masterchef!!! (applausi)" Bolo tie guy: "Come
on now! Do it right or they won't pay us!" Two guys
standing near me:"Next New Year's Eve we'll be screaming 'Masterchef!!!'
instead of Happy New Year" After our third or fourth attempt a
sleepy eyed, bare-torsoed man came to the window of a garden-view room. I am
sure he did not put in a request for the Masterchef wake-up call.
The director seemed satisfied
(and probably encouraged by the hotel front desk staff to be so) with
their external shots. amd we were then herded back to one side of the entrance
to the lobby. We were informed by another of the casting company
representatives that we would be called in small groups to the meeting
room they had rented on the lower floor of the hotel. I had been stopped for a
few minutes after the Masterchef chant by a video camera and interviewed- name,
where was I from and whiy I wanted to be the next Masterchef. If I could
describe myself as an ingredient what would it be? I had felt at ease until
this question stumped me for a moment...." Uh...a Dungeness
Crab!"---what a stupid answer...I was being given directions ...look into
the camera and say "I want to be the next Masterchef Italia" I did so
and tried to load my statement with as much determination as possible. As
I was dismissed and turned to walk away, the woman who had stopped me for the
interview said, "oh, and by the way, I'm Francesca, I interviewed you on
the telephone." It was not until that moment that I realized that this was
a finely orchestrated mob scene. This was confirmed and I was even more
heartened when I was summoned from the entrance to an isolated spot back in the
garden to take some still shots as I was coached to make the "buono"
gesture, my index finger pressing into my cheek.
As other startled guests of
the hotel attempted to maneuver and exit the lobby, we were led out of the way
inside to wait to be called upstairs to the audition space offices. The
downstairs room was basically a waiting room. So many hopeful people waiting
and waiting. There was a bit of comic relief for us when Donatella was whisked
back outside with my overnight bag by one of the casting crew, we were both
perplexed, Donatella frightened that we may have infringed some rule. However,
when she returned relieved, she told me that they had found my bag to be
the most attractive one there and they wanted to photograph it outside on
the grassy area. I called Luciano to tell him that if I didn't make it on the
show, maybe my bag would..
In small groups candidates
only were led upstairs to another audition area and more waiting. By
observing what the others were doing the new group would surmise what was to be
done.When called one was to go to a prep room, with table stations and
microwaves ready to prepare and plate the food. After that was the
meeting with a chef and representative of the casting company for tasting.
I was surprised when still waiting for my turn to go to the prep room
that I was asked to stay a little longer after the tasting for an additional
interview.
While prepping my food I
noticed there was a camera man and a photographer documenting it all while
Francesca asked me questions about my dish. After a few minutes I was ready.
Three glass bowls with my three garnished dumplings arranged on an olive wood
board, the hot broth waiting in the small teapot. The photographer took
the last shot and I awaited mine.
The chef was cordial and the
casting representative asked just a few questions. I was encouraged when
the chef asked about the broth I'd used, the method of making the duck skin
crispy. I couldn't resist asking him after he'd tasted all three what he thought...he
only replied cryptically, " I can't say."
I was then led to a final room
for the additional interview/audition. I was told, "This is only for fun,
we have a website, a blog, we might use some of this footage here, but remember
this is only for fun.." I was instructed to give instructions for
classic Italian dishes, then give the instructions without talking, then mime
different pasta shapes. I was quite proud of my interpretation of a
tortellone .
By about 1:30 pm, my audition
was over. The last step was having a head shot done and the casting company
representative told everyone that we would only receive a phone call if we were
selected and by the end of May.
I didn't know it then, but my
journey had ended.
For the next forty plus days I
dreamt and dreamt big, waited for the phone to ring, hoped and really
believed it would. I worried about the arrangements to be made before
leaving Cortona, I fretted about what I would need to bring to Milan. As
the countdown closed on the end of May, I clung desperately to any driftwood of
hope in the ocean of doubt that was swallowing me.
And now on June 11, 2014 these
are the things I know for sure. I know I can cook, I know I can dream and I
know that there are many more people who believe in me than don't.
And I'm still counting on
Karen...
* My bag which has star
potential---keep your eyes open for it!